Ode To Oscar

Dear Oscar Mayer - I love your wieners...... 
No bologna. 
Why did you leave?  Was your expiration date due? 
Will the Wiener mobile carry your remains? 

and Will you be buried - or BarBequed? 
Was your liver wurst?
Do not mean to ham it up - but I really do ....

Wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener.... 
That is what I'd really like to be 
Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener 
Everyone would be in love with me! 

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